Ashes Scout: ‘Bowls 128k throwdowns!’ Expletives galore in AFL great’s all-time Robinson bake, Marnus loses No.1 ranking

Former AFL great turned radio host Billy Brownless has given England villain Ollie Robinson one of the all-time great serves, describing him as a ‘c–t’ who ‘bowls 128k throwdowns.

Robinson caused a stir with a pair of heated interactions with Usman Khawaja during England’s thrilling two-wicket loss to Australia in the first Ashes Test at Edgbaston, while also claiming the visitors had ‘three number elevens’ – only to watch one of them, Nathan Lyon, prove crucial to victory with the bat on the fifth day.

Speaking on Triple M as part of his regular satirical ‘Billy’s Bake’ segment, Brownless, who played 198 games for Geelong between 1986 and 1997, didn’t pull his punches.

“You know who can properly go and get f**ked? Ollie ‘the s–t carter’ Robinson!” Brownless jokingly roared at fellow host James Brayshaw.

“The c–t bowls 128k [kilometres per hour] throwdowns, Jim! Then he struts around like he’s the great D.K Lillee!

“On top of that he has the nerve to say we’ve got three number 11s. This coming from a f–k who averages 12, Jim, 12!

“Those three numbers 11s seem to handle your crap s*

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